I agree with alot of it actually
Im not betraying my kind its just that the double standards can get quite annoying. I mean if we truly subscribe to
liberating women. Then starting from now, be prepared for immense efforts in liberating men. I mean Sometimes, just sometimes, I wonder if we ’re the very cause why they prefer their own kind these days.
So this is dedicated to men. Seeing that alot of my buddies are guys too.
Hey boys I sung one for you!
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We always hear “the rules”from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Crying is blackmail.
3. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
4. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s whatwe do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
6. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
9. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.Don’t ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.
13. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
14. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
17. If you ask questions you don’t want answers to, expect answersyou don’t want to hear.
18. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. You have too many shoes.
21. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that?It’s like camping.
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So with everything I read I like to put myself through a reflection process. Nah maybe not EVERYthing.
So when a friend asked me which is my fav one. I gave him a female-ish long answer.
“I have a few
I practice no. 3
No. 8 is hilarious and totally fair.
Im guilty of no.11
I strongly disagree with 13. Cuz its too inefficient to let them attempt to be Columbus.
I mean How many rounds of circles am i meant to sit through ?…
As for no. 18 I can engage any conversation. I’m a girl remember
19 & 20 is the epitome of truth!
As for no.21. Thats why men arent getting any these days;)”
Rock on Boys.
♥ beL
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